Saturday, May 24, 2008

Thanks to the gods man made hairspray!!!!

Saturday.....and everybody is asleep......



Except one, she goes by the name of Kyla-Shay! She goes into mommy and daddys bedroom to hand mommy her phone, only to get it spanked!!!! She had written all over the phone in red marker!

Thank god man invented hairspray and it came right off.

The terrible two strikes again!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Moving

Well, after thursday my dad will no longer be living in Challis, they had movers over to pack up everything. Last night they stayed at a hotel because there house has nothing but boxes in it. They are moving to Elko, NV.

What sucks is we now have to pay to stay up in challis to go fishing and stuff, GRRR, and what sucks even more is if we wanna go fishing in Nevada we have to pay for a out-of-state license.

Car update

Right now we are currently using my dads car until the estaments and insurance stuff are done. Speaking of Auto body places, the one up in challis is a rip-off. Dad had them do an estament on my car and it would cost them 8,696.00 to repair the car. I had my dad fax the paper work to Larrin (Greg's dad) and he looked at it and he has already come up with 3,000.00 less then what the guy up on challis did. 

So the insurance guy called a couple of days ago and asked about some stuff and I told him that I want the car moved down here to get a real estament because I don't trust the guy up there. So Larrin is going up to Challis friday to get the car, and of course the insurance company is going to pay for it.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Congrats YO!

My brother Joe Joe graduated yesterday (Sunday May 18th, 2008) at 2 p.m.. Congratulations and before to long you will wish that you were still at daddy's house going back to high school


Never Leave your parked car in the middle of a street on a weekend!

And I will tell you why....

It's was about 2 oclock in the morning and everyone was asleep from there drunken stupper, in other words all of us drunks passed out!!!


I am dead asleep and Sandy yells threw our open window at there house UP IN CHALLIS!!!! "Hey Erin, Someone hit you car and pushed it into the ditch."


I reply, " HUH?"


She say "Someone hit your car, and they drove off"


I reply pissed off, "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"


Oh yes, someone slammed into the right front end of my car. Tore off half of the front bumper and scractch all the way down my car, tearing it open like a can opener.


Here are some pictures:



The last one is a can opener, it was literally cut open and sharp.

The next morning they caught the dumb broad that did it, oh she was drunk, obviously, and she told her friend that she hit a deer.

I got to look at her car and I dont know how she drove away.... Both airbags were deployed and her car was more messed up then mine. I didn't get pictures because I didn't have my camera on me.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Tank Troubles: Part Duece

I love kids....Kids are awesome....Expecially two year olds....grr!!!!

Sometimes I wonder what goes through my 2 year olds mind....she is just so wonderful :D

Usually she wakes me up every morning crawling into bed with be or she will say she's hungry.... oh no! Today JUST had to be so different. She decided that the fish tank needed more stuff added to it......

She woke me up this morning saying uh and lifted up her foot to show me what is all over the bottom of her foot but the sticky mixture of baby formula, cat sawdust litter and aquarium salt....

I walked into the kitchen this morning and there was baby formula all over the floor but the can was missing. So I spank her but and sit her in the tub and started searching for the can and it was in her bedroom in front of the fish tank. Oh that's not all she did! I looked at the fish tank and it is sooooo cloudy that you could barely see the fish next to the glass....and I had just bought some more fish yesterday.

She had dumped the half of the big box of aquarium salt into the tank making it cloudy. She also put baby formula and cat litter into the tank. Oh it was so fun catching the fish when you could barely see them.

Let's just say that little precious Kyla is going to have a bruised but tomorrow.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Bathroom

Yesterday she went into the bathroom by herself and got into her daddy's condition and spread it all over stuff....

Fishy Fishy, oh Fishy Fishy....

My daughter went down for a nap yesterday and Greg and I heard her playing in her room, leaving her to her own business, I checked on her to see if she was getting into anything. She had dumped the rest of the fish salt into the tank (there wasn't that much left) and then  she dumped all of the chlorine remover into the fish tank....I just bought that small bottle the day before.

Vagisil...not as bad as it sounds...

My lovely little two year old got into my mom's vagisil while I wasn't looking and but it all over her sister's face....thank god none of it got into her eyes.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Two year old and Shampoo

Never ever ever ever leave your 2 year old kids alone with there shampoo sitting at the edge of the tub....they think that they have to wash themselves and empty out the entire bottle of shampoo that is left... there was half a bottle left sitting at the edge of the tub and I walked away for a minute to dress Brianna and it was gone when I came back....turdhead

Friday, May 2, 2008

Wells Fargo is GAY!!!!

The one thing that pisses me off the most is wellsfargo and there damned overdraft fees....It's stuff, hey lets put 34.00 dollars in overdraft fees when really there is no money in the account to begin with....Money and bills and everything that has to do with money is gay!!!!!