Don't have a definition right now.....but those BASTARDS are elusive fuckers lol
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
This months riddle.
You have to coins that equal up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickle. What are they?
Answer: A nickle AND a quarter.
Answer: A nickle AND a quarter.
THE pooping Champion of the household.
I was playing xbox and my two year old was in bed and I had Brianna in my lap. She starts fussing just as a match is started and I look down to see what her problem was....She pooped out of her diaper, into the crotch of my pants, there is a big pile on the floor, and some on my sock.....
It took me about a half an hour to clean up all of the poop off of her and off of the floor. I have never seen a newborn poop so much in my life. And let alone it is all Yellow and kinda chunky, lol.
It took me about a half an hour to clean up all of the poop off of her and off of the floor. I have never seen a newborn poop so much in my life. And let alone it is all Yellow and kinda chunky, lol.
Today's Toilet Paper Word of the Day
Conundrum ~ [kuh-nuhn-druhm]
1. a riddle, the answer to which involves a pun or play on words, as What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper.
2. anything that puzzles.
1. a riddle, the answer to which involves a pun or play on words, as What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper.
2. anything that puzzles.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Random Thought of the Day
What if people weren't able to breathe through there mouth when there noses were plugged when they got sick?
Would we have to go to the doctors everytime we got sick?
Would we even get sick?
Hmmmmm.....
Would we have to go to the doctors everytime we got sick?
Would we even get sick?
Hmmmmm.....
Memories
Life is a fleeting memory,
It come and goes,
But one thing will always remain.
That is History.
It come and goes,
But one thing will always remain.
That is History.
Potty Training Troubles....
My 2 year old is in the middle of potty training and I think that she's getting to the point where she is getting confused.
Last night she was behind me and I heard some kind of liquid hitting the floor, I turned around and she was squatting holding her panties down and peeing on the floor.......
Spankings insued and she got to sit on the potty for about 10 minutes.
Last night she was behind me and I heard some kind of liquid hitting the floor, I turned around and she was squatting holding her panties down and peeing on the floor.......
Spankings insued and she got to sit on the potty for about 10 minutes.
Friday, April 25, 2008
System Restore
My system crashed last night....with Viruses and malware. I got rid of the viruses but the malware insisted on staying and annoy me with infernal internet pop-ups. So I restarted my computer in safe mode and called my dad and asked him how to restore my system to before all of this crap happened.
Go to Programs, accessories, system tools and then system restore and you click on the day that you wanna restore and then the time that you want to restore. You computer will automatically restart in regular mode. Your system should be fine then, and I recommend you run your virus scan just in case.
Good information to know, especially when you don't know that much about your computers system.
Go to Programs, accessories, system tools and then system restore and you click on the day that you wanna restore and then the time that you want to restore. You computer will automatically restart in regular mode. Your system should be fine then, and I recommend you run your virus scan just in case.
Good information to know, especially when you don't know that much about your computers system.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Terrible Two's......
One day I was staying at my moms house and put Kyla down for a nap in her bed downstairs, well there is Brianna's Crib right at the foot of the bed and kyla knows how to crawl into the crib.
I had the baby monitor on the see if I could hear her moving around downstair or if she was sleeping. She was walking up the stairs calling my name and saying potty. I notice some white stuff on her face and thought it was baby powder, oh no it wasn't. It was baby butt cream....desitin......
So I whipped it of her face and arms and went downstair to see what she had been doing with her sisters butt cream, and at this point I was already annoyed that she was out of bed and into stuff.
OH NO! She had to put all of her stuffed bears and blankets and a couple of her dolls into Brianna's crib and whip it all over everything....White stuff everywhere.....She got spankings and sent back to bed and I had the joy of cleaning all of her blankets again....yes again, they had just been clean not to long prior to her first time of going to bed.
A few days later she did the same thing but it was only buttwhipes that i had to fold and put away, wasnt as bad.
Kids are joys....I'm telling you!!! lol
I had the baby monitor on the see if I could hear her moving around downstair or if she was sleeping. She was walking up the stairs calling my name and saying potty. I notice some white stuff on her face and thought it was baby powder, oh no it wasn't. It was baby butt cream....desitin......
So I whipped it of her face and arms and went downstair to see what she had been doing with her sisters butt cream, and at this point I was already annoyed that she was out of bed and into stuff.
OH NO! She had to put all of her stuffed bears and blankets and a couple of her dolls into Brianna's crib and whip it all over everything....White stuff everywhere.....She got spankings and sent back to bed and I had the joy of cleaning all of her blankets again....yes again, they had just been clean not to long prior to her first time of going to bed.
A few days later she did the same thing but it was only buttwhipes that i had to fold and put away, wasnt as bad.
Kids are joys....I'm telling you!!! lol
True Beauty
Nothing is more beautiful then looking into the face of a newborn baby. Especially when they just sit there and smile there cute little toothless smile and koo there little heart out, Even giggling is so cute from a newborn.
I have two beautiful little girls. One is 2 years old and right now as you can imagine the terrible two's have stuck the house hold...GRRR, and of course after I gave birth to her little sister she has become even more of a pill. She was born Nov 7th, 2005 and has some of the brightest blues eyes that you will ever see. Just like mine. And she was born flawless, meaning no allegies or illness, except for the fact that she wanted to come early because her water broke. Something called PPROM (Pretrem Premature Rupture of Membrane), Mainly cause by my poor eating habits.....Lets just say I looked bloated when I gave birth to her. Thank god For epidurals.
My second little girl was born March 7th, 2008 and she is a lot more quiet and adorable then her older jealous sister. She is, unfortunately, Lactose intolerant. So for the first few months of her life she was breasfed and lactose free formula fed. And she poops like a champion lol. She also has beautiful blue eyes like her sister. She was born by c-section a week after her due date. The doctors induced me and I stopped progressing at 8 cm, thank god for epidurals, i think this one was one of the worst pains in the world. And let me tell you that getting cut open sucks because it feel like an eternity for you to heal.
Babies are beautiful, but there not for everyone (abusers, molestors, etc.) Enjoy your life with your kids, or your families kids, they are interesting little buggers.
I have two beautiful little girls. One is 2 years old and right now as you can imagine the terrible two's have stuck the house hold...GRRR, and of course after I gave birth to her little sister she has become even more of a pill. She was born Nov 7th, 2005 and has some of the brightest blues eyes that you will ever see. Just like mine. And she was born flawless, meaning no allegies or illness, except for the fact that she wanted to come early because her water broke. Something called PPROM (Pretrem Premature Rupture of Membrane), Mainly cause by my poor eating habits.....Lets just say I looked bloated when I gave birth to her. Thank god For epidurals.
My second little girl was born March 7th, 2008 and she is a lot more quiet and adorable then her older jealous sister. She is, unfortunately, Lactose intolerant. So for the first few months of her life she was breasfed and lactose free formula fed. And she poops like a champion lol. She also has beautiful blue eyes like her sister. She was born by c-section a week after her due date. The doctors induced me and I stopped progressing at 8 cm, thank god for epidurals, i think this one was one of the worst pains in the world. And let me tell you that getting cut open sucks because it feel like an eternity for you to heal.
Babies are beautiful, but there not for everyone (abusers, molestors, etc.) Enjoy your life with your kids, or your families kids, they are interesting little buggers.
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