Todays Toilet Paper word of the day

Elusive ~ 

Don't have a definition right now.....but those BASTARDS are elusive fuckers lol

This months riddle.

You have to coins that equal up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickle. What are they?


Answer: A nickle AND a quarter.

THE pooping Champion of the household.

I was playing xbox and my two year old was in bed and I had Brianna in my lap. She starts fussing just as a match is started and I look down to see what her problem was....She pooped out of her diaper, into the crotch of my pants, there is a big pile on the floor, and some on my sock.....

It took me about a half an hour to clean up all of the poop off of her and off of the floor. I have never seen a newborn poop so much in my life. And let alone it is all Yellow and kinda chunky, lol.

Today's Toilet Paper Word of the Day

Conundrum ~ [kuh-nuhn-druhm]

1. a riddle, the answer to which involves a pun or play on words, as What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper.
2. anything that puzzles.

Random Thought of the Day

What if people weren't able to breathe through there mouth when there noses were plugged when they got sick?

Would we have to go to the doctors everytime we got sick?

Would we even get sick?

Hmmmmm.....

Memories

Life is a fleeting memory,
It come and goes,
But one thing will always remain.
That is History.

Potty Training Troubles....

My 2 year old is in the middle of potty training and I think that she's getting to the point where she is getting confused.

Last night she was behind me and I heard some kind of liquid hitting the floor, I turned around and she was squatting holding her panties down and peeing on the floor.......

Spankings insued and she got to sit on the potty for about 10 minutes.